Success

At age  4  success is . . .  not peeing in your pants.
At age 12  success is . . .  having friends.
At age 16  success is . . .  having a drivers license.
At age 20  success is . . .  having sex.
At age 35  success is . . .  having money.
At age 50  success is . . .  having money.
At age 60  success is . . .  having sex.
At age 70  success is . . .  having a drivers license.
At age 75  success is . . .  having friends.
At age 80  success is . . . not peeing in your pants.